Quite possibly… the dumbest thief ever!
Okay, so all thieves are dumb, I’ll give you that. I mean, the whole stealing thing they usually do? That’s just stupid if you ask me. Called me old-fashioned if you will, but there’s nothing like working for the daily bread. Stolen bread is unlikely to taste as good. So it’s granted, we concur that thievery is stupidity, but as you’re about to see… some burglars are particularly moronic. This one here, I’m positive he’s running for president of thieving idiocy:
