Are you a nervous person? Do you often get overwhelmed with feelings of road rage, every time you drive around? Have you ever found yourself wishing that you could play a little bit of GTA in the real world? If so, I’m not sure I should encourage you to keep reading this post, not in good conscience. Okay, it’s not like you’re going to obey my command anyway, I get it! Well, onwards to the subject… I am going to tell you about Armored Vehicles. You know, the kind they use to carry around high-class executives and top-league celebrities; on the outside these cars look pretty much like any other vehicle; however lurking beneath the surface they have the power of a true Juggernaut!

Do you understand now what I meant by saying that nervous people shouldn’t know about this? I mean, these cars are virtually indestructible unless you’re faced with a rocket launcher! Can you imagine the kind of trouble you’d get into if you owned one of these cars? Every time some one as much as looked at you the wrong way, you’d just smash into their car until it was the size of a can of sardine. That’s just awful! When they first came up with the concept for an armored car, it figures they were keeping in mind the security of their customers… what they didn’t realize is how these kind of vehicles can be used as a terrific offensive weapon as well. I’m not encouraging anyone into doing anything here, but they sure look cool! If I had one of these cars, I’m not sure I’d be able to resist the temptation of bumping the puny little cars that stood in my way.