I’ve just about had it! My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I have what she refers to as a “Guy’s Kitchen”, and I’ve decided to take action. And no, I’m not breaking up with her (are you nuts?)… I’m just getting myself some proper dinnerware. It doesn’t cost that much money, and I must admit it’s a good idea… I mean, more than once I’ve served my dinner guests food on cereal bowls. Not only that is rude, but kind of lame as well. But you know how things roll, when it’s about dealing with close guy friends; quite often those kind of technicalities are really not part of the male protocol; right?

Well, for the sake of my female visits, as well as for keeping a positive reputation for myself AND making sure I don’t come across as that much of a white trash kind of guy, this is the day I take action. I won’t of course be renewing my kitchen (I actually wish I could, but I’m strapped for cash), but I will indeed be getting myself some decent dinnerware! And I will be very careful not to break it, which is something I’m really prone to doing, every time I do the dishes. Do you hear me, world? This is a whole new and improved me, that’s addressing you!