Have you ever cursed your life on account of lousy customer service, when you stay in a hotel? Have you ever seen your vacations ruined because the one hotel you could afford was ugly and crampy? If so, rest assured – the UNITARD is here to lend a helping hand. And no he’s not some kind of bellboy. The Unitard is all about vacation rental … you got that right, this jolly fellow is here to remind us that renting a vacation house can sometimes be less expensive than staying in a hotel. And it goes without saying it can be much more comfortable! If you’re ready to say no to room service, check out this vacation rental commercial and watch how the unitard once again swoops in to save the day. Oh, and check out Vacation Rental.org if you want to know more and the vacation rental thing. Unitard would be SO proud of you.
Have you ever gone for a ride in a limousine? If you haven’t, let me tell you – it’s awesome! And I should get something straight: I’m really not the kind of guy who usually indulges materialistic desires. In fact, I never fancied myself as a limousine riding kind of guy, but last weekend I was out to visit a friend who happens to be a Vancouver Limousine driver. He had agreed to pick me up at the airport, but he never mentioned he would do it in a limousine. It was and amazing surprise and it turned out really funny, the way people looked at me like I was some kind of celebrity.
Well, that’s the kind of service you get when your buddy is a Vancouver Limo driver, I guess! Truth of the matter is that I happened to get lucky, since he was waiting for some local celebrities to have dinner before he would go drive them around. Since his limo vancouver boss is actually a cool guy, he didn’t opposed to the idea of him using the limo to pick me up at the YVR. It was by far the best reception I’ve had in any travel I’ve made. I think everyone should try riding around in a limo, at least once in a lifetime!
I’ve just about had it! My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I have what she refers to as a “Guy’s Kitchen”, and I’ve decided to take action. And no, I’m not breaking up with her (are you nuts?)… I’m just getting myself some proper dinnerware. It doesn’t cost that much money, and I must admit it’s a good idea… I mean, more than once I’ve served my dinner guests food on cereal bowls. Not only that is rude, but kind of lame as well. But you know how things roll, when it’s about dealing with close guy friends; quite often those kind of technicalities are really not part of the male protocol; right?
Well, for the sake of my female visits, as well as for keeping a positive reputation for myself AND making sure I don’t come across as that much of a white trash kind of guy, this is the day I take action. I won’t of course be renewing my kitchen (I actually wish I could, but I’m strapped for cash), but I will indeed be getting myself some decent dinnerware! And I will be very careful not to break it, which is something I’m really prone to doing, every time I do the dishes. Do you hear me, world? This is a whole new and improved me, that’s addressing you!
The good thing about tattoos? They let you express your personality, and wear your ideas, alegiances or afections on your skin for everyone to see. The bad thing about tattoos? People tend to change personality over time, and tattoos really don’t change that much. Well, except when your skin starts flapping up and they start looking worn and disfigured. Let’s face it, getting a tattoo is just one of those things that usually starts feeling like an awesome idea / personal statement / turning point… and eventually it becomes an ugly nuissance. That’s actually the reason why I have never decided to get a tattoo in the first place. Because I’ll well aware I’d get tired of it eventually.
Surely, nowadays tattoos are no longer “permanent” permanent. There are methods for tattoo removal which allow undoing one’s past skin-scribbling mistakes, such as this Laser Tattoo Removal San Francisco. Still, I just wish some people out there would start thinking before they go out an taint their skins. Well, I know for a fact that most people really won’t listen to this advice; in fact, since I mentioned there’s now solutions that allow the surgical removing of tattoos, I bet some of you will actually feel enticed to actually go out to the nearest tattoo parlor and get some ink flowing beneath your skin. Right? Well, if so here’s a video with some ideas to get you on the fast track to personal disgrace:
Wow! I’ve seen many interesting stop-motion videos back in my day… but this one here is absolutely cutting edge! They’ve used some rather interesting techniques in making this; also it certainly doesn’t hurt that it’s a homage of sorts to the kind of 8-bit videogames I used to play when I was younger. If you’re a fan of Lego bricks, old school video-games and / or stop motion animation, the following video will definitely rock your socks! So watch out:
There’s a fine line between fashion and insanity, and some people seem all to eager to cross it. Just now I was riding the subway on my way home from the shopping mall, and my eyes kept fixating on two teenage girls that were sitting next to me. It may sound awkward, but I just couldn’t help staring at their horrible wigs – and I mean horrible as in unrealistic, plastic Halloween-like wigs… from a website that does indeed specialize in Halloween costume wigs.
How do I know this? Quite simple, dear reader! Those silly girls just kept bragging about the cool website they’d found, and how they were so certain they would “for sure” set up a new urban trend. Oh, the horror. Oh, the humanity. I almost felt like intruding their horrid conversation and asking if they would like some halloween hats to go along with their ugly wigs. And why not wear a fake rubber mole, while they were at it? Now that would make a hot new trend, for sure.
I’m telling you, dear reader… when you realize American teenagers engage this kind of sordid reasoning, with their major aspiration being the transmutation of plain Halloween accessories into full-blown fashion statements; well, that’s when you realize there’s something very wrong with our society. I’m just wondering how those girls will dress up next Halloween. Maybe they will try looking like regular people, for a change? Maybe comb their hair and steam press their rugged shirts and skirts? Nah… that’s probably too bold for them!
According to many music lovers, analog music system – most notably vinyl, is still the best and most accurate way to hear a record. Well, I’m not going to argue with that, since I too am a romantic in that way; however I just found something interesting: the world’s smallest LP player. It doesn’t produce such a great sound and it’s dubbed “vinyl killer” because it does just that – wrecks your LP disc after a while… but I guess I don’t have to point out how cool it looks, right?
…. then think again! You might remember this video clip from last week, when the awesome President of the USA killed a fly that kept trying to distract him from the ongoing reasoning. Also, you may think this is all about swatting flies, but there’s much more to it. In killing the fly, Obama sent out a vital message to the enemies of the country: “now, we’ll try to reason with you, but if you keep nagging at us, you will be put down!” So if you think Obama is too bland, just pay attention to that moment before he killed that fly, and you’ll easily realize what he’s all about!
It goes without saying – how The Simpsons is one of the most interesting and long-running shows in recent history, at least as far as cartoons are concerned. With that in mind, it’s quite unlikely to take much explaining to get you acquainted with this yellow caricature for a modern american kind of family. However, I’ll tell you this: if the Simpsons is by definition a bizarre little show, the following video focuses on the top 10 surreal moments in the show’s run! Sounds intriguing? Just watch!!
I dunno why so many people are scared silly of dinossaurs! I mean, they’re obviously such friendly creatures. Granted, they look a little bit and scary, but come on good people! It’s about time we start looking beyond apparences, right? I say it’s about time we try to see the good in everything… even dinossaurs.
Okay, so all thieves are dumb, I’ll give you that. I mean, the whole stealing thing they usually do? That’s just stupid if you ask me. Called me old-fashioned if you will, but there’s nothing like working for the daily bread. Stolen bread is unlikely to taste as good. So it’s granted, we concur that thievery is stupidity, but as you’re about to see… some burglars are particularly moronic. This one here, I’m positive he’s running for president of thieving idiocy:
Maybe this isn’t something that comes as a surprise to the perceptive readers, but truth of the matter is there’s quite a fine line between amazing skill and outright luck. This is noticeable in many areas of life, but remarkably in sports; how many times have you watched a player make an unbelievable pass or score, which left you wondering how such thing was possible? In fact, oftentimes the very players who achieve such 1-in-a-million shots seem to get a little confused with their skill… or luck! Like this:
Oh man, talk about karma. I really wouldn’t believe it unless this had just happened. But now I’m a believer, indeed. Well, to be honest I used to be the kind of person who mocked those clumsy Sunday casual type of gamers who seemed to constantly knock over vases, break light fixtures or even outright ram their Wiimotes into the TV set. Well, that was before, but now I changed my way… and in a way I’m happy to have learned a good lesson at a relatively low price.
You see, after tripping on the power adapter earlier today, my Wii went flying across the room – but somehow it doesn’t seem to have broken down from the impact (courtesy of my fluffy living room rug, I suppose). Ironically though, the power adapter was severely crushed during my Wiivasive maneuvers. Well, all in all it wasn’t so bad, and I already ordered a new Wii power adapter. More importantly, today I learned an important lesson about mockery and karma; the wise will partake this lesson, as to avoid receiving their own!
Before I get started, let me tell you something: I’m a big fan of girls. But when it comes to their usual gaming options… I really don’t get it! Most of the girls I know absolutely love playing games such as “The Sims” or dress-up princess or similar Girl Games. This is something that just blows me away. I think it must be a by-product of an infancy playing with dolls, but still… I did use to play with cars when I was a kid (I’m a guy of course), and nowadays I have no interest in car video games; actually to be honest I don’t really have a car and I don’t care much about getting one.
Well, I think It’s great we’re all free to play whatever kind of games we like, but when it comes to girl games, I have a really have time playing those. Maybe someday I’ll meet an amazing girl who will help me understand. Oh, well… regardless of my lack of understanding, I enjoy the idea of contributing towards every woman’s leisure, so if that’s what you want go ahead and check out this website. Cheers!
Ah… the sweet and sour teenage years. On one hand, teenagers are lucky because they get to emancipate themselves and figure out who they want to be, without too many outside pressures to put them down (except those pesky parental units, that’s granted). On the other hand, teenagers are also renowned for their high levels of acne proficiency… so to speak. I barely remember what it feels like to get an acne outburst, but all the while that’s something that most teenagers still worry about.
With that in mind, I figured… why not take this chance to enlighten some of my younger readers in the fine, subtle arts of pimple popping? Well, actually – rule number one is that no popping at all should take place: that’s always a bad idea, and it will only make your problem get bigger and messier. What you need to do is get some decent acne products, including a good acne moisturizer. The thing about acne is that it originates from natural teenage grease, so if you use your hands you will only make it worse. The key to an effective acne treatment is keeping it extremely clean, and using products that actually work! If you want to know which are the best products, this website might help. Best of luck!
Ahh… now there’s something to get your heart all warm and fuzzy, and your spirits all psyched up in juvenile enthusiasm! I’m not sure I ever told you, but I’m a huge fan of funny cartoons, particularly the hit show “Family Guy”. Well, if you’ve been watching this show lately, you might have noticed how the kind-of-protagonist has been wrapping around with a kind-of-giant-chicken on a regular basis, lately. Now, that’s on of the highlights on a series that’s a highlight in and of itself, so sharing this is only natural:
Do you know about the old adage “sometimes the witchcraft turns against the wizard”? This is a principle that’s clearly illustrated in the following funny video, where a pranker learns a valubable lesson about Karma and wrongdoing. Yup, he pretty much gets screwed quite softly, and in more than a way… I think that suits him good! This is something that all prankers should keep in mind: watch out for the karmic backlash!
Ah.. the sweet-sour joys of life and romantic connections. This is something that many people can relate with, and it’s something that really puts some spice into life. But still, there are occasions when people really think too much, and sometimes that brings about undesirable consequences… like wasting a perfectly good chance of sex between consenting adults. Oh well, sometimes it’s not so easy, right? If you’ve ever been frustrated from ruinining a romantic date from overthinking, this video might help:
You know… I was the kind of gullible person who really didn’t think that make-up really changed the way people look. I used to think it just provided cover for some minor superficial imperfections, and that people who are genuinely beautiful always looked beatiful no matter what. Well, after watching this video showcasing several celebrities in their natural look, all I can say is … wow, I really had no idea.
I will let see for yourself and to make your own judgement, but I’m warning this is some impressive footage:
Have you ever wondered what does it take? I mean, to be able to stand there in the front of hundreds and just make humor… and actually get away with it? Personally, I think it’s much to do with being detached from everything, including what people think of you. So, I’m showing this video because there’s a comedian who really doesn’t mind making fun of himself… I mean, he actually goes and reads some of his hate mail on stage, and it actually turns out quite funny:
I was browsing along youtube, and I found this video that deeply impressed me. I mean, I don’t know if I’m impressed with how brave this cat is, or if I should feel sorry for its lack of caution. In any case, if goes without saying that it’s very much used to hanging around near speeding trains… perhaps just a little too used, I might add. I just hope it doesn’t get run over, and we keep getting further impressive videos showcasing its remarkable coolness.
Rejoice, oh fans of the wilderness survival tale that goes simply by the title “Lost”! As you know, you favorite series is about to enter its fifht season, and trailers for the new episodes have already started surfacing on the Internet. Ok, so this isn’t a 100% actual trailer (I really can’t bring myself to lie to you readers :-/), but it’s pretty much the next best thing. This video was put together by a cheering fan, using footage from the first four seasons of the hit show; it certainly brings about a bit of speculation concerning the creative direction for the new series, but all the while it’s a pretty fun to watch. So without further due, I bring you…
Years past his successful hop-rockin Intertnet gangsta slingin’ mundane humble beginnings, Jon LaJoie is back. If you haven’t watched the infamous “Everday Normal Kind of guy” rap parody, trust me… then you’re missing out on quite a juicy peace of entertainment. With his sharp lyrical witticisms, comedian laJoie keeps impressing millions of internet videos with his clever musical stunts. He usually operates in different musical styles, but it’s always a pleasure watching him return to the hip-hop landscapes. “Everyday Normal Crew” is a pretty much very darned okay piece of mundane entertainment, but you might as well hit the “Play” button down bellow:
There’s something about animals that’s just so amazing it will soften even the hardest of hearts. I mean, is there a human being who can help but feeling a little joy when looking at such a cute and intelligent creature as this one? I don’t want to ruin the video for you, but let’s say the present feline is arguably one of the stealthiest little pets this side of the Internet! And that’s by no means an overstatement, once you get to admire his special technique:
Well, I say it’s getting time for the final countdown! As I write this, many people across the globe have already started celebrating the new year, and many more are getting ready for partying like it’s 2009! This is that one night of the year where every single person seems determined in having a lot of fun, preferably at an amazing new year’s party. Am I right? Well, let’s just hope your party won’t turn out looking like this:
